CLICK HERE to see an unbelieveable photo. With all of the destruction in Oklahoma, how could this have happened? (Screenshot via YouTube)

Because he has one implanted in his...man part. YES. A pearl, there. And I guess this is a big bonus in the bedroom? HERE (click) is the whole story.

Well haaaaaaaaay there, RIHANNA! Someone is trying to get the ex to notice her.  RiRi threw this pic of her luscious cakes in a jean-thong up on Instagram and later took it down.  Thanks to the interwebs, we still get to drool. Cake, cake, cake, cake....

Are you ready for the next season of "Keeping up with the assh*les KARDASHAINS?"  Here's the preview of what we'll get this season.  You can watch the premiere on Sunday night, when Kim wonders what happened to her body.  Well... you're knocked up, ya bissssh.

This one is for my husband, and every other guy obsessed with SHAKIRA.  I'm sure you can think of a million different ways this body contorting can work to your advantage.  Enjoy: